Everyone that complains about the snow are probably the people who wear shorts out to the club or just have to wear that new sweet black and gray printed tee and just doesn't think it's cool to wear a coat. I toally get it, it takes away from all of your douschebaggery.

I think you should buck up and put on a coat and maybe some real pants.

Stop complaining about the weather. 

I love snow.

Let's go sledding. I'll bring the TMNT saucer.

  My cousin and I have been craving something furry in our lives. We thought about getting a flying squirrel or a sugar glider but apparently they stink and spray pee. yuck, no thank you.

So we got a bunny.

His name: Doogie Hauser N.D. (neil diamond) McGuyver Floyd. You will want to rub his schnoze, he's super cute.

We're going to build him a castle. 

Do you ever have those days where you feel defeated? When you feel like no matter how hard you work or how willing you are to try, things just aren't gonna work out right then. I'm having one right now. The only way I know how to fix it is telling myself that I'm a capable, strong, lovely person. I need to remind myself why i'm super and what I stand for.

I like cookies, puppies and burritos.

I like to laugh and eat dairy queen by the lake.

I'm never on time.

I hate feeling used and abused.

I like Backstreet Boys....a lot.

I like sweatpants but I LOVE not wearing any pants.

I'm considered one of the boys yes, but I like to be oggled every once in a while...hint hint.

I don't like being blown off.

I make inappropriate jokes and they are funny-no matter what you say.

I love to poop.

I hate laziness, arrogance and negativity in a person.

I love to pretend that I'm good at everything, when in reality I'm terrible at most things.

I like to pay for everything in change, i'm actually good at that.

I love wine and string cheese nights.

I love snood and duck hunter.

I love how funny I think I am.

I like when I catch people picking their noses in the car.

I hate paying bills.

I think I'm awesome to a fault.

I hate sleeping alone.

I like to think about and plan my wedding day even though i don't think that will ever happen and i'm not sure I want it to.

I have ADHD and love my meds.

I'm a bad speller and I hate school but I think I'm smarter than people give me credit for.

I have a hard time taking myself seriously which gets me in trouble A LOT.

In turn, I can't take life very seriously.

I love to clean when I'm upset and when I'm stressed.

I think showering is a hassle.

I wish I was able to tell the truth 100% of the time.

Outer Space, snakes and the internet freak me out.

I love to drive.

I hate feeling looked over.

I wish I had crayons at work.

I hate sending people flowers all day long and listening to people talk about their special someone and having nothing to compare it to.

I will kick your butt in goldentee.

I love judging people silently in my head.

I love making new friends.

I love crazy people.

I love Diet Coke.

I love how rediculous I can be.

that is all.

Last weekend I was out with my ol pal Abby. We went to a place i'd never been before, Valentino's. well....let me tell you, i've never been aproached by so many creepy people. Maybe creepy isnt the right word--sleezy is more like it.  Why is it that certain people just don't understand body language?! If Abby is sitting there, looking away from someone, arms crossed, back to the person and drinking her drink-what about that says "hey, you! with the slicked back hair and the silky puffy shirt! Come try to get in my love pocket." gross.

 Yesterday we were driving to go out to eat (yeah, we hang out everyday-jealous? don't judge me) and we decided that there should be a universal sign that would let someone know that they are not welcome in a conversation or personal space. This just isnt for bars-you could use it at parties, work, creepy people at the zoo..

Here's what we came up with....

 Puff out your cheeks and make your fingers pointy and bug your eyes. Then say in a forceful voice (but not yelling, thats rude) "You're making me uncomfortable".

Everyone try it.

also, we decided that we should be animal scientists. not the kind that hurt the animals, but the kind that help them. for example, if someone wanted to improve say, the pony, and the bear....we could give the bear the head of the pony. we would call it... PonyBear. maybe we could attatch perma-sparkle pants to it too. thats still on the drawing board.