I'm not really fat but like most people I just wanna take off about 15 pounds. That would put me at about 170. Any thinner than that and people start asking if I'm on chemo. So to give myself a kick start, I ordered this stuff called, "Alli" (pronounced Al-eye) You take one pill with each meal and it keeps your body from absorbing all the fat. But there are some side effects. Read the label:
I'll let you know how it's going. And if you have any comments on Alli, I'd love to hear from you. Just comment below.
Okay, now for something totally random: Spike.com put together a list of the "9 Most-Embarrassing Live Performances of All-Time." One of them is our girl, Ashlee Simpson. Not the SNL lip-syncing performance, but her doing halftime at The Orange Bowl a few years ago. After she creaks her way through a forgettable (and now forgotten) song, the crowd loudly BOOS her. Watch the look on her face at :16 when she realizes the crowd isn't cheering her. Ouch.
And to see the rest of the 9 Embarrassing Performances, just click on Ashlees face below.
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seriously - my grandma took it and sorry to say - (k this is gross) she got random orange spots in her drawers...and oily sharts. To hear her tell the story - by far theee most hilarious thing I ever heard. That is like skittle skidmarks - I suggest - black undies, my friend... with maybe a pad between the cheeks. ewww... if u do this, you HAVE to eat right - or you will regret it. it DID work tho...once she figured that out. gonna have to take the candy off ur desk and the slim jims outta the fridge....
Monica07:46 PM CST