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Age: 25

Quote:
"I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes." --Carrie Bradshaw

Location:
minnesota

About Me Could I get a real bottle? I'm an alcoholic, not a Barbie...

First off, I'm HILARIOUS. Or at least I think so. And that's all that matters.
I guess I'm an average girl. I like dirty martinis, Jack Daniels, and shots of Patron, but not together! I like to hang out with people who are funny and outgoing. I'm almost always smiling or laughing.

Some randoms:
I adore my puppy dog Bailey. I'm terrified of birds and I'm still scared of the dark. I love wearing really high heels. I hate blankets near my face. I love really geeky, smart people. I hate when people back out on plans at the last minute. I love it when people are a little bit protective of me. I hate cranberry juice. I love good grammar. I'm easily distracted. My birthday is my favorite day of the year. Close second? Christmas :) I love football.. especially the Denver Broncos. Tennis is my favorite sport to play. I hate when my food touches other food on the plate. I'm addicted to text messaging.

Favorite KDWB Artist(s) Justin Timberlake, Kelly Clarkson, Maroon 5, Nelly, Jay-Z, My Chemical Romance, Gwen Stefani, Fergie

Favorite Song(s) Gimme Shelter by The Rolling Stones, pretty much everything by Prince, Suspicious Minds by Elvis Presley, Bringin on the Heartbreak by Def Leppard, and other than that, it changes daily! :)

Favorite Movie(s) Garden State, Almost Famous, Casablanca, Walk the Line, V for Vendetta, The Notebook, Anchorman, 13 Going on 30, Tommy Boy, Wedding Crashers, 10 Things I Hate About You

Favorite Hollywood Celebrity(ies) Sarah Jessica Parker, Justin Timberlake, Dave Navarro, Andy Roddick, Clive Owen, Natalie Portman, Zach Braff, Andy Samberg

Favorite Concert(s) Prince - Musicology

Favorite Coffee Shop(s) Caribou

Favorite Bar(s) the ones with the liquor..

Favorite Vacation Spot(s) Colorado

Favorite Restaurant(s) Tria

Here For Not Specified, Friendships

Relationship Status Not Secified

Orientation Straight

Children Not for Me

Body Type Average

Height 5'4"

Religion Agnostic

Ethnicity White / Caucasian

Smoke No

Drink Socially

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Wilson

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Riggs

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and also...

Thursday, December 27, 2007, 01:03 PM [General]

It's not "would OF," "should OF," or "could OF"... It's "would HAVE," or "should HAVE," or "could HAVE".

Oh. And instead of "all THE sudden"? Try "all OF A sudden".

I mean seriously.... Seriously?

<3
kel

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my blog post disappeared...

Thursday, August 16, 2007, 08:42 AM [General]

:( My blog about proper spelling and grammar from last week has disappeared! I'm so sad... How will anyone know what a NERD I am if that's not up here??! :P

To recap... Please, for ME, just because you LOVE me... learn, know, and understand the differences between the following words. There, their, and they're.. Your and you're.. Too and to.
Also.. In general, you do WELL, not GOOD. Okay, some people do GOOD. We would call them "do-gooders".. like Superman, or Mother Teresa. So that test you aced? You did well. Not good.
Oh... and "flustrated" is NOT a word. You're either flustered or you're frustrated.

Just... use words responsibly.

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deep thoughts...

Wednesday, August 8, 2007, 11:00 AM [General]

I meant to get involved in the Breast Cancer 3-Day this year, but it somehow slipped through the cracks. Do you think it would be weird if I crashed the 3-Day and walked anyway? I could bring some money or something... :)

Have you ever double- or triple-booked yourself for an evening? How do you decide who to bail out on? Or do you try and make an appearance at each event?

And finally, if you saw me on the street, wearing a Rainbow Brite shirt (like the shirt she wore, not a shirt with a picture of her on it..) would you point and laugh, or would you think I was pretty cool? I saw the shirt this weekend. And the 4-year old Kelly who still lives in my heart wanted to buy it so I could finally achieve my dream of BECOMING Rainbow Brite. But then I wasn't sure if it would interfere with my JEM alter-ego...

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Are you trying to get in my pants...what kinda game you pullin' yo :)

Dan Riggs

March 27, 2008
12:22 AM CST

I don't get knocked up from sushi. I usually get knocked up from coffee or hashbrowns. With enough syrup, I could eat a pound of hashbrowns without batting an eye.

Agreed about JT. But poor Chris. No one liked Chris. I think it was the pineapple hair...

Lena

March 20, 2008
12:05 PM CST

Hi, Kelly! It was fun meeting you, too! And had I known you were an 'NSync girl, we would have been besties right away. Ah, missed opportunities... ;)

I was a Lance girl. You?

Lena

March 19, 2008
05:59 PM CST

Hiiiiiiiiiii.

I love you too! Stop being off site this week! I'm so lonely at work. :(

xo

PS, thanks for dinner. :)

Abby

March 19, 2008
03:05 PM CST

omg so in your profile it said that you hate when people back out at the last minute well man do i have a stort for you!!! I got 16th row tickets to the jo bros concert and my friend backed out!! Doesn't that suck i was so pisssed. Well atleast theres next summer!!!:)
~GRACE

Grace

February 25, 2008
08:45 PM CST

Hows it going? hows your week going?

Rob

January 23, 2008
08:13 AM CST

hey! :) Wats up?

Kellylicious

January 22, 2008
02:45 PM CST

Hey lady...thnx and don't be a stranger! Beautiful eyes btw :-)

MiZZ Gr33N

January 18, 2008
07:47 AM CST

Hey Kel,
Thanks for the add on.
Have a Great day.

Rodney

December 28, 2007
09:04 AM CST

Connect is the place to do it, no doubt. I've seen some doozies here. You never blog tho, surely you have something interesting to talk about on a daily basis right? I'd love to be a set of ears for listening. Holler!

Jason Michael

December 27, 2007
01:31 PM CST

merry chirstmas to u and happy new year..
much long

LONG

December 22, 2007
05:49 AM CST

YOU are missed.

Dan Riggs

December 14, 2007
04:01 PM CST

Thanks for the add! Take the time to check out the video's on my page, I try to keep'm funny to help the day pass a little quicker. Where is "Connect KQWB 101.3"?

November 28, 2007
01:32 PM CST

happy thanksgiving and eat alot this weekend k..

LONG

November 20, 2007
09:37 PM CST

Omg hey!

November 16, 2007
02:41 PM CST

Update your blog.

Dirty unicorn on the rocks, please. Extra rocks.

Abby

November 12, 2007
01:18 PM CST

LYLAS...what does that mean? I'm unfamiliar...

What's up hot pants? What's good in your world?

Dan Riggs

November 09, 2007
07:33 AM CST

How was your girl's weekend?? I hope you lady's had fun! Sorry I missed out. I just needed a weekend to be a home body. Don't laugh...ur married too!

Kiki

November 07, 2007
07:27 AM CST

If you don't come to EE tomorrow, Imma beat you with a rake.

Just sayin.

Abby

October 25, 2007
06:08 PM CST

Get your @ss back on here, hizzo.

Abby

October 14, 2007
06:03 PM CST

Imma bring back a sheep from the mountains of Switzerland for you.

You know. Cuz I know how much you like collecting exotic international mountain sheep.

Abby

September 17, 2007
03:08 PM CST

hey it was totally fun at your parents! Sorry if we were loud and drunk! I wish you came on the boat. It was quiet for the most part. only 350 people! Miss you and your hottness.......

Kiki

September 08, 2007
09:03 PM CST

Ahh thank you!!! Yeah he is a keeper. He told me yesterday that he thought his teacher was cute and that she was eye candy. I should be really scared

Stinky Buns

September 06, 2007
12:39 PM CST

Thanks for letting us get drunk, play in the field, and light sh** on fire at your parents house.

Love,
Abby

Abby

September 03, 2007
09:39 PM CST

Hello my fair lady! HAd a blast last night. HOpefully we didn't scare your parents! It was fun, even if I had to get burnt in the process.

Kiki

September 03, 2007
03:45 PM CST

Happy hump day! This is my comment for today...another one will follow next week, or two...sorry a little behind on the connect :(

Dan Riggs

August 29, 2007
06:22 PM CST

Don't forget to send me child support for the giraffe at the end of this week.

Seriously.

You're the worst step-giraffe-mother ever. God.

Abby

August 28, 2007
06:10 PM CST

Thank you!!!

Stinky Buns

August 27, 2007
12:04 PM CST

At least I'm not the ony one with weird quirks! It feels good to be in good company!

Kiki

August 23, 2007
08:39 AM CST

Happy hump day! Now go get your humping on

Stinky Buns

August 22, 2007
05:35 PM CST