This is my neighbor... Denzel DANCING! It is a short video of his 'mad skills' (as my son calls it) because the larger file would not upload blabla...anyway - unreal - this kid can dance.... we had so much fun dancing in my living room.  I hope to get the longer clip up soon!  PS - he can sing too PS he is 11!!! 

Yea -so much fun 'working' from home! 

 When I get the larger file uploaded I will post it FO SHO!! Sorry - this shut off cuz my video is on my phone and someone text me and cut it off... whatev - he is AWESOME!!

So, today was a bizarre day. I had to take the kids in to work with me.  This week there is no child care or camp or anything.  Today - being a Monday,  I had a FULL work day - I hired 10 agents - had to make a ton of copies for HR, someone was using my copy machine, agents were late, paperwork was missing...WOOHOO!  My kids were bouncing off the walls in my office - making weapons out of paperclips (see below), having staple remover fights, dancing in the window, giggling while I was trying to record an outgoing voicemail message and therefore making me giggle. I had to re-record like 25 times! I wish I could have them there everyday - they make my days so comical and helps fight the boredom! I just kept feeding them lollipops and candy to keep their spirits high (jk).

We were just going to be there for a few hours - ummm - we left at 3!! Then the Morning  Show was on - in the afternoon - kinda cool!  Confused the hell outta my kids.  Planning a baby shower, making dentist appointments, now we are headed out for a picnic at the park!!!

CRAZY DAY...here we are dorking around at my office...and the madness continues! :o) I LOVE IT!! Being a mom is so much funner than hiring real estate agents and the pay is much more fulfilling!  LOVE YOU BOYS!  Here is to a fun week with mom!

OMG - these are hilarious.  I am gonna punch you in the ovary...WOW! Take a peek! Other faves not mentioned the San Diego 'translation' and 'I LOVE SCOTCH...SCOTCHITY SCOTCH SCOTCH!' 

If you think that love is not possible or that bonds dont exist...um - well check out this video of Christian the Lion reuniting with his family.  ESP MUST SEE if u love animals!

Threw on a pair of sandals on my way to the store- strap was broken. I went to grab the pair next to them...they were a little big...I slipped my feet out to see what was up and saw dragons on the sole of the sandal...they were my 11 year old's sandals!  My heart stopped for a moment.  It was a 'Oh my GOSH - where has the time gone' moment.  HIS FEET ARE BIGGER THAN MINE! I remembered when he was born and I would run my finger under his toes and watch them curl around my finger...I remembered his little feetprint poster they made at the hospital... I remembered his feet in the sand on the beach of San Diego when he was learning to walk....he hated anything on his feet - it freaked him out!  I remembered when he was 3 - him prancing around in my shoes... I remember when he was five - his shoes filling up with sand from the playground because his shoes were just a little big. I stood there - in my hallway with my keys in my hand wondering how time went by so fast.  I realized - that half my time with him as a kid was up!

Honestly, I think they should make a rule - that when the kids are 9 - God should call HALFTIME - so you realize it.  I wondered when the next time I would have a moment like this would be...when I am leaving to get groceries for HIS apartment?  When I do not have to buy groceries for him anymore?  My point is this.... they grow up FAST - I MISSED half-time and am well in to the 3rd quarter... I sure wish that there were some things that I had done differently for him, but he is a good boy - very smart - handsome as all hell - very mature and kind - all and all, I think I did ok....but it just happened so fast and I wish I had more time than I actually do....

So - I wrote this for my boy, Tony....love you turd! :)

My shoes once too big for you, they swallowed your feet

Now I wear YOUR sandals & I suppose thats kinda neat

You make your own bed now... you bathe on your own

No more Barney talk, its Star Wars...something about a Clone?

You fix your own hair, you have your own way that you do it

You've got your own CDs, you are getting in to music

No more toys in the tub, no more patty cake games

No pretend rockets out of boxes - MOM, that's so lame

Hug in public? NO WAY! Also- Mommy's ‘MOM' now

SO much has changed, excuse ME- guess you're grown now!

I guess that you ARE - and I guess that's OK

Just wasn't prepared - for life to move fast this way

I hope that so far that your mom's done alright

It happened so fast - now I want to hold on tight

Come sit on my lap and let ME fix your hair

Tell me about whatever that game is you got there

Tell me about Star Wars and show me your WII

And one last time - can you call me 'Mommy'?

06-29-08