Kristi

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    About Me I'm a single mom to a five year old daughter Tene', 1 dog (who thinks he's a Moose), 3 cats Vamp, Ringo & Ziggy and 2 fish. I am a proud auntie to a one year old, chubby niece Serenity.
    connect.kdwb.com/tenesmommy
    Favorite KDWB Artist(s) Dave, Wilson, Lena, Steve-O & Crisco
    Favorite Movie(s) Duece Bigalow 1&2~ Saw 1,2,3~ My Cousin Vinny~ Happy Gilmore~ King Pin~ 40 year Old Virgin~ All The Nightmare on Elm Street Movies~ Clueless~ Ghost~ Dirty Dancing~
    Favorite Hollywood Celebrity(ies) Love hearing about the Train Wreck girls... Brit,Linds,Paris,Nicole,ect...
    Favorite Concert(s) Garth Brooks~7th show on the Seven tour, and twice before that.~ Def Leppard(3 times)~ The Wiggles (with the original Greg)when my daughter was 1 1/2, it was her first concert!!~ John Melloncamp~ Ringo Starr & His All Star Band @ Red Rocks in Colorado. That was a great concert, there were people of all ages, babies to old grannies.Since it was outdoors, lots of pot smoking going on.~
    Favorite Hangout(s) At home, with a child you don't get out that much!
    Favorite Vacation Spot(s) Vegas Baby!!!
    Favorite Restaurant(s) T.G.I. Fridays
    Relationship Status Single
    Orientation Straight
    Children Proud Parent
    Number of Children 1
    Body Type Average
    Height 5'2"
    Religion Mind Your Own Business
    Ethnicity Alien
    Smoke Yes
    Drink Socially

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    Everyone should read this, not just women! Read &

    Saturday, June 7, 2008, 05:13 PM CST [General]

    RAPIST TRICK
    Please take 3 minutes and read this...then pass it on.... When I think about it...I probably would have believed him and opened the door...

    RAPIST TRICK

    Know what money you are carrying. You will see why as you read.




    Be sure every woman is aware of this M. O. Share it with your wife and daughters. Know what money you are carrying... This was the first I have heard of a scheme like this..... I wanted to pass it along. Be safe! Something very serious to pay attention to.




    Criminals are coming up with craftier, less threatening methods of attack, so we have to be extra cautious. Read on.




    I live in Alexandria , VA , but I often work in Lafayette , LA , staying with friends when I'm there. As you know from America's Most Wanted TV program, as well as the news media, there is a serial killer in the Lafayette area. I just want to let you know about an 'incident' that happened to me a few weeks ago, and could have been deadly.




    At first I didn't go to the police or anyone with it because I didn't realize how serious this encounter was. But since I work in a jail and I told a few people about it, it wasn't long before I was paraded into Internal Affairs to tell them my story. It was approximately 5:15 a.m. In Opelousas , La. I had stayed with a friend there and was on my way to work.




    I stopped at the Exxon/Blimpie Pie station to get gas. I got $10 gas and a Diet Coke. I took into the store two $5 bills and one $1 bill (just enough to get my stuff). As I pulled away from the store, a man approached my truck from the back side of the store (an unlit area). He was an 'approachable-looking' man (clean cut, clean shaven, dressed well, etc.). He walked up to my window and knocked. Since I'm very paranoid and 'always looking for the rapist or killer,' I didn't open the window.




    I just asked what he wanted. He raised a $5 bill to my window and said, 'You dropped this.' Since I knew I had gone into the store with a certain amount of money, I knew I didn't drop it.




    When I told him it wasn't mine, he began hitting the window and door, screaming at me to open my door, and insisting that I had dropped the money! At that point, I just drove away as fast as I could.




    After talking to the In ternal Affairs Department and describing the man I saw, and the way he escalated from calm and polite to angry and volatile...it was determined that I could have possibly encountered the serial killer myself.




    Up to this point, it had been unclear as to how he had gained access to his victims, since there has been no evidence of forced entry into victim's home, cars, etc. And the fact that he has been attacking in the daytime, when women are less likely to have their guard up, means he is pretty BOLD.




    So think about it...what gesture is nicer than returning money to someone that dropped it?????

    How many times would you have opened your window (or door) to get your money and say thank you.... Because if the person is kind enough to return something to you, then he can't really be a threat....can he????

    Please be cautious! This might not have been the serial killer... But anyone that gets that angry over someone not accepting money from them can't have hono rable intentions.


    The most important thing to note is that his reaction was NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! A total surprise! But what might have happened if I had opened my door? I shudder to think!

    Forward this to everyone you know...maybe they can be as fortunate as I was!

    P. S.


    Ladies, really DO forward this to EVERYONE you know Even if this man wasn't a serial killer, he looked nice, he seemed polite, he was apparently doing an act of kindness, but HE WAS NOT A NICE PERSON!!!

    Men, send it to all the women in your life. What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it.


    Make it a good one!

    Please forward to anyone you think might benefit from this story.




    Marlene M.


    Turner
    Literacy Coach

    MAKES SENSE TO ME; WORTH READING AND PASSING IT ALONG.
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    The Economic Stimulus Rebate Explained

    Thursday, May 29, 2008, 06:49 PM CST [General]

    The Economic Stimulus Rebate Explained
    **Dave Barry on the Economic Stimulus Payment**


    This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment.




    This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:



    Q.What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?

    A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.



    Q.Where will the government get this money?

    A. From taxpayers.



    Q.So the government is giving me back my own money?

    A. Only a smidgen.



    Q.What is the purpose of this payment?

    A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.



    Q.But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?

    A. Shut up.
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    Way too much too Drink

    Thursday, May 22, 2008, 01:14 PM CST [General]

    NOW THIS IS DRUNK:

    A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says NO -- he only lives a mile away.





    About five blocks from the party, the police pull him over. They check his license and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line.





    Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house around the block. The police tell the party animal to stay put, they'll be right back and they run around the corner to the robbery.





    The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.





    A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. Smith is there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been there all day.





    The police still have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks why.




    They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage.





    She opens the door. There sitting in the garage is the police car, with all its lights still flashing.






    True story told by the driver at his first AA meeting!!

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    May 22, 2008
    01:38 PM CST

    Hows it going? Have a great week!!

    Rob
    March 04, 2008
    08:44 AM CST

    Thanks Kristi! Have a good day!

    Dave Ryan
    October 24, 2007
    07:42 PM CST

    I'm getting some fallout from my hatred of that show, but I still have to agree with you. I just never clicked with it. The nice thing is that no one can force us to watch it or to go to the movie, right?

    Have a great weekend!

    Lena
    October 05, 2007
    10:07 AM CST

    No worries, Kristi. I've put up with my brother-in-law; if I can handle him, I'm fine ;)

    Thanks for the positive vibes, lady!

    Lena
    October 01, 2007
    05:28 PM CST

    I was trying to upload it onto kdwb... I thought maybe you had some tips since u put the Blind Luck one on your page...

    Amy R.
    September 17, 2007
    08:20 PM CST

    I keep trying to upload Serenity's video but it just sits there for 1/2 hour now. If you want me to send you my MySpace link so you can look at the video, let me know.

    Amy R.
    September 17, 2007
    08:09 PM CST

    What pic were you asking yesterday if you sent me of the girls?

    Amy R.
    September 07, 2007
    05:14 PM CST

    Did you get the Booty Cruise pics I sent to you?

    Amy R.
    September 06, 2007
    11:38 AM CST

    I sent your name and number into promotions so they should have it! Thanks for being so prompt!! See you tonight :)

    Wilson
    September 05, 2007
    11:39 AM CST

    Hey girl!!

    I need to know your last name and your cell phone number for booty cruise tix so if you could send me a message ASAP that would be great! Thanks! See you on the boat!

    Wilson
    September 05, 2007
    09:07 AM CST

    Hey, thanks for the nice comment on my page. Have a great weekend!

    *F*L*A*S*H*
    August 30, 2007
    11:06 PM CST

    I thought that you should know that sea world is the only place I know of that believes in catch and release. I like the dolphins .

    Cosmonaut
    August 30, 2007
    09:56 AM CST

    Hi,
    Just highlight the text I wrote on your blog, you'll see. good luck on winning booty cruise tickets! but if i was you, id try to win the vegas trip to MTV's VMAS.!!

    myra
    August 27, 2007
    07:01 PM CST

    I don't know if I wasn't paying attention or if some of the caption got cut off! LOL Another picture is like that, too. It was Serenity's name that was left out, though!

    Amy R.
    August 27, 2007
    01:40 PM CST

    Kristi,

    The pics were amazing. Thanks again for posting them.

    Scotty
    August 21, 2007
    02:02 PM CST

    Thanks for the bridge pictures. Amazing...Thanks for joining connect! Be sure to blog so we know what's up with you! ; )

    Dave Ryan
    August 21, 2007
    10:02 AM CST